{"product_id":"unisex-garment-dyed-t-shirt","title":"👕The POOT Tee – Comfort That Slaps, Style That Pops","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eThe POOT Tee – Comfort That Slaps, Style That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong\u003ePOOT Edition Comfort Colors Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e — soft as a cloud, tough as your last chili aftermath. This 100% ring-spun cotton legend is garment-dyed for that vintage, lived-in feel that says “Yeah, I pooped today. Comfortably.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a relaxed fit and a side-seam-free tubular body, this shirt moves with you whether you're chillin’, traveling, or sprinting to the nearest “Poot Certified” restroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💩 Why You’ll Never Want to Take It Off:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6.1 oz of Soft-Washed Glory\u003c\/strong\u003e – Midweight and mega comfy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk Perfection\u003c\/strong\u003e – No surprises after wash day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDouble-Needle Stitching\u003c\/strong\u003e – Built to survive actual life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e58 Colors\u003c\/strong\u003e – From chill neutrals to wild \"I-just-ate-gas-station-sushi\" bolds\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEthically Sourced US Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e – Good for your body and your karma\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔖 Twill Tag Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because even your neck deserves luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎯 Best Worn:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo brunch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn lazy Sundays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuring stressful meetings when you need \u003cem\u003eemotional cotton armor\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr anywhere you want to look great while hiding how weird your day’s been\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42304546734185,"sku":"23952021577727688396","price":20.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42304546766953,"sku":"12043765054154451101","price":20.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42304546799721,"sku":"26960821468606724023","price":20.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42304546832489,"sku":"78971324902450623844","price":20.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42304546865257,"sku":"78698776133708142497","price":22.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42304546898025,"sku":"27926270367022492907","price":25.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42304546930793,"sku":"62237013427880576037","price":28.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0632\/9312\/8809\/files\/15082253009102622650_2048.jpg?v=1747958122","url":"https:\/\/pootapp.myshopify.com\/products\/unisex-garment-dyed-t-shirt","provider":"Poot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}